This poet’s gummint-issue phone, by the list of rapidly increasing malfunctions of which you my treasured readers have been lately entertained, now sports an additional — and not entertaining at all — anomaly:
On my indicator board I read “werewolf online.”
Unlike all other notifications, this one refuses to remove itself when I swipe it clear.
I don’t know a “werewolf.”
Who is he, why is he on my phone, and why can’t I make his notification go away?